My friend just sent me this
i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere
i’m pissing myself
Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them
i. cant. fucking. breathe.
Nah bruh, you gotta let her fall to earth on that one.
that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say