Joe Biden you slick fuck giving A+ cute tips and slipping in a message about healthcare on a pic of you looking fine as shit back in the day.
I remembered this exists and it brings me joy every time.
brawlr. it’s like grindr but for finding locals who want to fight
YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS AGAIN MOTHER FUCKERS
are u ever out with ur friends and u can’t stop thinking about a song and all u wanna do is go home and sit in the dark and listen to that song 45 times in a row
This changed me
u dun fucked up
u know he dead
"When a man is marooned he is given a pistol with a single shot – one shot. Well it won’t do much good hunting or to be rescued. But after three weeks of a starving belly and thirst, that pistol will start to look real friendly. But Jack – he escaped the island, and he still has that one shot. Oh, but he won’t use it, though, save for one man. His mutinous first mate.”